Bleach 431

Shonen(parody) update: Bleach 431!

This parody is brought to you by Sado!

WHERE THE F**K IS HE?!

(Insert Ranbu no Meldoy)
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First page is Ichi on his cell phone.

??:"Now,Mr.Kurosaki. Hang up."

Ichi:"Wha?"

??:"Once you hang up,add 00800 to the end of this number."

Ichi:"Uh…"

??:"After wards, you will be given a map, follow it and you will met a person in a top hat."

Ichi:"Uh…"

??:"That person will give you a bottle of root beer. Go to the bar nearby and give it to a man named "Snakey-Poo". He'll give you-"

Ichi:"Stop! Stop! Stop! STOP!! What the hell does ANY of this have to do with this group?"

??:"Uh…Nothing."

Ichi:"That can you please connect me to the person in charge?!"

??:"Ok."

The voice turns out to be Ginjou.

Ichi:"What the hell was all that stuff before about the root beer?"

Ginjou:"Oh,that? Nothing. Just a little somethnig I like to do."

Ichi:"Well,it was stupid!"

Ginjou:"What do you want?"

Ichi:"I need to ask you something."

Ginjou:"I had a feeling…"

(MEANWHILE,OVER THERE!)

Orihome calls out to Ich.

Orihime:"Kurosaki-kun!"

Ichi:"Oh. Hey,Orhime."

Orihime:"Do you know what happened to Sado-kun? I haven't seen him in the last few chapters."

Ichi:"Yeah…Neither have I…where the hell is he?"

SERIOUSLY!

WHERE THE F**K IS HE,KUBO?!

Ichi doesn't know what happened to Sado.

That makes two of us…

Inoue tells him that Sado didn't come in to school.

Damn ,these miss a lot of school.

Orihime:"I'll go visit him today after school. Kurosaki-kun,would you like to-"

Ichi:"No. I have to go be angsty."

Wow…Dick move,man.

(Meanwhile…)

Ichi has a flashback.

(Yay! Flashback)

Ginjou:"So, I'll meet you tomorrow at 8 pm."

Ichi:"Why can't it be today?"

Ginjou:"Cuz my soaps are about to come on. See ya then, bitch face."

(Meanwhile…Over there)

Inoue goes to Sado's house only to not find him there.

Then,she remembers what Ryuken said last chapter.

(Brief Flashback)

Ryuke:"You and Sado are f**k up a creek."

Wooooooow.

Really, Ryuken?

That aside,Orihime leaves some bread and a message for Sado.

MOVING ON!(cuz I'm bored)

(Meanwhile in a place that can only be established as…here)

Ichi goes to the place that Ginjou told him to go too.

Ginjou:"Yo. You're five minutes early."

Ichi:"Uh…I'm actually three minutes early."

Ginjou:"Five, three, seven, potato. Whatever. Now, what did you want to talk about? "

Ichi:"D-did you just say potato?"

Ginjou:"Yeah?"

Ichi:"Why?"

Ginjou:"Because…"

Ichi:"…"

…

Ginjou:"So…what's up?"

Ichi:"My friend was attacked."

Ginjou:"Yeah,so?"

Ichi:"I need your help."

Ginjou:"Wait,I thought you didn't trust me."

Ichi:"I don't,but I have no one else to go to."

Ginjou:"B-but,can't you go to Uraha-"

Ichi:"NO ONE ELSE TO TURN TO."

Ginjou:"O_O O-ok…F-follow me."

So,Ichi and The Aizen clone Ginjou started walking some where…

Ginjou:"So….Did ya do my request?"

Ichi:"No."

Ginjou:"Why?!"

Ichi:"Cause I haven't seen my dad since."

Ginjou:"Oh. Well,we can worry about that later.We'er here."

Ichi:"And where is here?"

Ginjou:"In front of…this door!"

(insert epic music here)

Well, that was unnecessary.

Ginjou gives Ichi a card and tells him to insert in to the door.

Wait a freaking minute…

The title page?!

It took 16 pages to get to the title page?!

That was a waste, Kubo!

The next page is a old dude with an eyepatch.

A kid sittin' on a table.

And a…Guy? Girl? Something sitting on the couch.

Ichi:"Why is this place so spacious?"

Ginjou:"I don't think that is a word, but one of our members is a filthy rich bastard."

One of your members is Seto Kaiba?

Ginjou:"Before we get to the topic at hand,I must tell you the purpose of our group."

Ichi:"To be annoyingly vague?"

Ginjou:"No!...Well,yes,but there is another reason!"

Ichi:"Which is?"

Ginjou:"Our goal is…Dramatic drum solo please!"

(Insert dramatic drum solo)

Ginjou:"To restore your Shinigami powers!"

Wait,wait,WHAT?!
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See you guys later.